Not Crafty

11 Feb

Dear creative types of Dexter,

If you’re going to base your show somewhere, please do a little research on the area first. This ID wouldn’t get a teenager beer at a bar. Here’s why:

1. The first letter of their license number is supposed to be the same as the first letter of their last name.

2. This is supposed to be the last two numbers of their birth year.

3. The zip code is supposed to be the full zip code, not just the one commonly used for mail. (Example: 33130-4729 or whatever)

4. The height should be typed out like 5-0 not 5″0″

5. The month and day of their expiration should be the same as their birthday. So his ID should expire on 06-24-2008.

Thanks a bunch,

~Colleen

(I was *so* not the waitress you went to if you were underage. I enjoyed embarrassing minors who would try to scam me and get booze that could send me to jail.)

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